Watched this today.
And it was awesome.
August 2010
26 posts
I was joking... -.-
- Dumbass: OMG LOL!, hey do you know why a tongue could be white, cause mine is like really freaking white
- Me: It's cause you suck too many dicks.
- Dumbass: ...
- Me: ...
- Dumass: wait, like for real?
- Me: What do you think?...
- Dumbass: ...omg. HOW DO I FUCKING HIDE THAT?
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
- Be suave.
- Read a lot.
- Have dance skillz.
- Tongue skillz.
- Know how to shut me up.
- Turn on the charm.
- Wear a uniform.
- Be willing to have a good time.
This is so great
^
I feel loved :)
- Me: Don't be rude, why don't you want me hanging out with them?
- Him: Because.
- Me: Hmm, not the right answer.
- Him: Fine...
- Him: I don't get to see you as often as i'd like and when I do hear you talk about you're other friends, I'm happy for you but it's makes me feel weird. I don't know...Almost like their stealing you away from me. I want to you be happy, but I want you to be happy with me.
Fail.
- Person: bitch
- Me: Uh
- OK?
- Person: yup
- Me: Yes, cause that was completely acceptable, with reason.
- And what might be a reason?
- Person: becuse
- Me: Isn't a reason, it's an excuse
- Nice try.
Chris Pine once had to kiss Lindsey Lohan.
That poor thing…
Choosing Drugs Over My Fiance
My biggest regret ever is choosing drugs over my fiance. She warned me, and I didn’t listen. I thought she would be there forever. Now she’s not. I have thrown away the best thing to walk into my life. I can’t get her back because she doesn’t believe in second chances.
[Male, 28]
WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT,but poor thing :’(
I smiled when this came up on my iPod.
Nothing big
Nothing grand
Nothing useful
Nothing planned
Nothing smart, or at least not very
Nothing revolutionary
Nothing urgent
Nothing hot
Maybe quiet
Maybe not
Nothing hard
Nothing wet
Nothing naked, well not yet
Nothing witty
Nothing wise
No big deal
No first prize
Nothing solemn
Nothing set
Nothing much to give or get
Nothing now but me and you
Nothing more, thanks, that’ll do