May 2013
130 posts
castielattano:
eyelikeamagpie:
thegirlincendio:
xsamandriel:
fredweesley:
thegirlwhocriedfoxface:
biliepiper:
john green takes a shower
john clean
john green eats a bean burrito
john bean
john green loses weight
john lean
john green finds inner peace
john serene
john green killed augustus waters
john mean
john green abandons his children
john winchester
YOU...
tupacabra:
kushbot3000:
what happened to nelly fartado?
she flew away remember
caladarri:
[rolls over in bed] Parkour
Me: Its 4am, must sleep..
My Brain: ITS 4AM, TIME FOR BINGE BLOGGING
youarefuckingmajestic:
NO THIGH GAP? NO PROBLEM. AT LEAST YOUR GENITALS WILL ALWAYS BE NICE AND WARM. FUCK YEAH, WARM JUNK.
youarefuckingmajestic:
TIRED OF FEELING BAD ABOUT YOUR BODY? SPEND MORE NAKED TIME WITH YOURSELF! JUST DOING WHATEVER!
TOUCHING YOUR JUNK OR WASHING THE DISHES, IT’S ALL GOOD.
omg this blog is so fucking amazing
youarefuckingmajestic:
BE VAIN AND BE UNASHAMED. LOVE YOURSELF FIERCELY AND TELL ANYONE WHO DOESN’T LIKE IT TO GO FUCK THEMSELVES.
sexualfavours:
IT’S FUN TO STAY AT THE
mistercoventry:
“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”
Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals
me: exit tumblr, close laptop, get into bed, unlock phone, check tumblr
andrewhussiesbosom:
if you nice to me then I’ll
but if you give me shit Imma